That awkward moment when you wake up and think it's a weekend,
but it's a Monday.
Dear Monday, you're the worst because I hate having school and
having to wake up in the morning. If I could cross off every Monday
on my calendar and call it a day, I would. —From: Your no-good buddy.
If Monday were a person, it wouldn't have friends.
I'm pretty sure that it's a universal truth that everybody hates
office work after having the weekend off.
Even if Monday and Thursday switched places, I would still
hate Monday.
I don’t like when I'm all stress-free and peacefully relaxing on
the couch and then, out of nowhere, Monday comes along and
punches you right off the couch!
I can honestly say that I am likely to resemble a sloth when
I crawl out of bed on Monday morning!
What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite
day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.
That obnoxious moment when your boss calls you early on a
Monday asking where you're at.
Hello, Monday! I don't really hate you. Anyway, why should I, huh?
It's just that I feel uneasy when I hear that you are around.
Dear Monday, if you wanted to go hang out somewhere else for a
few days, I don't think anyone would mind.
Mondays and Thursdays are the two hardest days of the week for me.
Mondays because it’s the first day of the school week,
and Thursdays because it’s not Friday!
If I was elected president, the first thing I would do would be to
eliminate all Mondays and lengthen the weekend one more day.
I hate when you know you need to go to sleep because you got work on
a Monday morning, but your mind won't turn off! No doubt, Monday is
always going to be a long day!
Monday morning Facebook status updates are my favorite.
The sheer sarcasm in everyone's posts always makes me smile and
feel a little less guilty about hating this day so much.
Three of the worst words to hear……’Tomorrow is Monday’.
Going to sleep on Sunday will cause symptoms called ‘Monday’.
Conversely, also note that staying awake all night on
Sunday does not prevent Monday.
Searching for the remote to rewind the weekend! Sunday always comes
so fast & Monday is now closing in.
Loves Sundays and being lazy…Then Monday comes and things get crazy!!!
They say everyday is a gift. I wanna know where the gift receipt is so
I can exchange Monday for Saturday.
I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday,
35% Thursday and 4% Friday.
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays and half of Friday.
Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep,
multiply the problems, divide the happiness.
As an entrepreneur, you would love your every Monday morning.
But you’ll hate every month’s beginning – when you’ll
have to pay your bills.
I feel that Mondays are God’s way of punishing me for something
I did over the weekend!
One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
Monday is the root of all evil.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
Don’t worry about Monday morning. Focus on now. Not the alarm,
the struggle to get out of bed and the mind-numbing, soul-destroying
day ahead.
Monday isn’t a good day for kids but for parents it’s a dream
come true!
If i were president, all Monday’s would be changed to
National Holiday..
Good Morning Monday. I have been dreading your arrival, but now
that you are here, lets just make the best of it.
Monday is the evil way of saying the weekend is over.
Mondays, that day of the week when our brains take all day to reboot
from all the weekend activities.
If days were people, Monday would be the one person I’d punch in
the face!
I am convinced God only created six days and the devil added Monday.
Dear Monday, No matter how many times you show up or what you may
bring, I still can’t find it in my heart to like you.
Monday, I hate you. Tuesday, you stink too, Wednesday still pushing
it, Thursday getting better, Friday…love ya! Saturday you
are heaven, Sunday you’re OK
It’s Sunday night, the end of the weekend. I don’t want to go to bed,
cause when I wake up it will be Monday and the weekend’s over.
Why is Monday so far away from Friday, but Friday is so darn
close to Monday!
WARNING! A virus called Monday is fast approaching. There is no cure.
Just drink plenty of alcohol on Sunday night to ease the pain 🙁
Woke up this morning feeling like it was gonna be a good day.
Looked at the calendar and realized … Ah shit! It’s Monday again!
So much for a good day.
Weapons loaded, body bags ready, coffee brewing, bring it on Monday,
I’m ready…
“Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every
time we fall”
“To be successful, the first thing to do is to fall in love with work”
Sister Mary Lauretta
“Spent life with who makes you happy, not who you have to impress”
“Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t
matter and those who matter don’t mind” Dr Seuss
“Your work is going to fill a large part of your life, and the only
way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is and the only
way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven’t found
it yet, keep looking, and don’t settle. As with all matters of the
heart you’ll know when you find it.” Steve Jobs
“Always believe, something wonderful is about to happen”
“Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one
alive who is your than you!” Dr Seuss
“Be so happy that when others look at you they become happy too”
“Oh come on, it’s Monday, not doomsday. Make it a good one!”
“I need something that’s more than coffee but less than cocaine”
“Make today beautiful”
“Don’t forget to be awesome”
“Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming
about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, it’s you.”
“It’s Monday. I’m happy. I’m blessed. God is going to do Amazing
things this week.”
“Good things are going to happen”
“Wake up. Kick As*. Be kind. Repeat.”
“Oh Monday, let’s do this!”
“Turning your passion into your job is easier than finding a job
that matches your passion” Seth Godin.
