1. “Happy Birthday, Grandma! May your dentures stay in your mouth, when you bite into your birthday cake! May you dance without needing a hip replacement, tomorrow!”
2. “If most women were to age gracefully like you, grandma, then companies that produce beauty care products would be out of business by now. Happy birthday.”
3. “Happy 100th Birthday, Grandma! Don’t deny it! I know how old you really are!”
4. “I want to tell the world that if there were a Miss Universe pageant for grannies, you, my beautiful granny would have no trouble taking the crown. Have a blast, granny.”
5. “Grandma, I hope you see all the beauty around you and smile while you still have teeth. Have a wonderful birthday.”
6. “Grandma, you know I’ll always be by your side no matter what. Heck, I’ll even be right by your side to help you mourn the death of your youth. Happy birthday.”
7. “Wishing the world’s greatest grandmother a super duper happy birthday. We love you so much.”
8. “Cheer up, grandma. Old age is something that doesn’t last long. Just kidding! Have a very wonderful birthday.”
9. “All those years you taught me countless lessons of life. May your birthday make you feel like the 18th year's old woman!”
10. “At this age, I can say with absolute certainty that you are now officially too old to ever die young. Have a marvelous birthday, grandma!”
11. “Grandma, in case you forgot, I want to use this message to remind you that it is your birthday today!”
12. “My sweet Grandma, I wish you to be always happy and healthy as today! Happy birthday my beloved old woman!”
13. “Grandma, did you know that you are a 16-year-old girl who finds herself in the body of an old woman?! Well, now you know, let the party begin. You and I are going to boogie like there’s no tomorrow! Happy birthday.”
14. “Happy birthday, Granny! An amazing grandmother like you doesn’t grow on trees — just on us. We love you more than we can ever express in this birthday wish.”
15. “How I wish a genie would magically transform me to your walking stick so that I can walk with you all the time, grandma. Happy birthday.”
16. “It’s your birthday, Grandma! Here is to cover up all the wrinkles, and the arms! Please don’t forget to cover up your arms!”
17. “Dear Grandma, between us, even though there is a multi-generation gap, I look forward to hearing stories while laying in your lap.”
18. “Happy birthday, grandma. May you live to be so old you can’t boast of even a single tooth.”
19. “It is in my blood to be humble and nice because that´s always been my grandma´s advice! Happy Birthday, Grandma!”
20. “Grandma, may God keep blessing you with good fortune, and may your abundant good fortune keep making your enemies miserable. Happy birthday.”
21. “To the old lady who is my father’s mother, Happy Birthday! May this be the first day that you use a watch, instead of a sundial! May you ride in a car, instead of a horse-drawn carriage!”
22. “A hundred candles to light up your birthday cake would not equal how much light you bring into our lives. We love you, dear Grandma! Happy birthday!”
23. “When I realized that it was your birthday, Grandma, I was shocked! The number of years you have accumulated left me speechless! Happy Birthday, oldie!”
24. “Happy birthday to the worlds most nicest ever Nana. Big, BIG, hugs!”
25. “Yay! Grandma, you have reached that point in life where you bid farewell to full price and welcome senior citizen discounts. Hmm… how I envy you! Happy birthday.”
26. “Grandma, on your birthday, I wish to express my condolences to you for aging. Happy birthday.”
27. “Happy birthday, Granny! Your birthday is so special that it should be a national holiday called “World’s Most Amazing Grandma Day,” so everyone — not just our family — can celebrate how amazing you are!”
28. “Oh, to be old! I’m glad that I don’t have to worry about that for many years! Happy Birthday, Grandma!”
29. “GLAM-MA (n): a woman whose children had children but she is far too gorgeous and glamorous to simply be called grandma. Happy Birthday!”
30. “Happy birthday, grandma. I love you more than Jet Li loves kung fu, and the guy really loves kung fu!”
