I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them 🙂All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chipsI’m not crazy My reality is just different than yoursNo texts, no calls, nothing But I’m still here thinking about you like crazyI’m too insane to explain, and you’re too normal to understandOf course, I’m crazy, but that doesn’t mean I’m wrongYou know, a long time ago being crazy meant something Nowadays, everybody’s crazyI’m crazy, and I don’t pretend to be anything elseYou’ll never enjoy your younger days if you don’t do stupid crazy thingsIf being crazy means living life as if it matters, then I don’t mind being completely insaneI have three sides: The quiet side The fun and crazy side The side you never want to seeGood Times + Crazy Friends = Great Memories!I want to continue being crazy; living my life the way I dream it, and not the way the other people want it to beYou know you’re in love when all the crazy, stupid, annoying quotes about love and romance start to make senseDear Best Friends, No matter how crazy you are; I’m still going to love youIf you’re going crazy, just grab me and take meI can handle the craziness some of the time, maybe most of the time But I know I can’t handle it all of the timeIt’s crazy how you can get hurt so bad from the person you never expected it fromCrazy best friends give me the best memoriesOne person’s craziness is another person’s realityIt’s crazy how I’m there for everyone’s / & always making sure they alright but when I’m sad, nobody ever ask how I’m doingIt’s crazy how when you’re really into someone, you don’t even notice anyone elseWifi + food + crazy friends = lifeIn a totally sane society, madness is the only freedomCrazy thing is I’m still trying to figure out how to love myselfMissing you and not being able to be with you, makes me crazyAnd I know that I can’t ever tell you enough That all I need in this life is your crazy loveBe crazy Be stupid Be silly Be weird Be whatever Because life is too short to be anything but happyIf you’re going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it, or else you’re going to be locked upCraziness is what makes the world round, without crazy, there wouldn’t be passionYour peace is more important than driving yourself crazy trying to understand why something happened the way it did Let it goHappiness is having crazy friendsI’ve always been crazy, but it’s kept me from going insaneSome people never go crazy What truly horrible lives they must leadThe people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who doWhat’s crazy is, God gives you what you can handle So if you think, your load is heavy, he obviously believes in you So believe in you tooGirls use Photoshop to look beautiful Boys use Photoshop to show their creativityYou can never buy Love… But still you have to pay for it…I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving modeHey there Whatsapp is using meDid anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death…Always wear cute pajamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreamsGod is really creative, I mean just look at meWho needs television when there is so much drama on FacebookDecided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fireWhen I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be ‘I left one million dollars in the…’I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longerDear Lord, there is a bug in your software… it’s called Monday, please fix itMy father always told me, find a job you love and you’ll never have to work a day in your lifeNice status about CrazinessLife is too short smile while you still have teeth…Here my dad comes on whatsapp… From now on my status would be ‘***no status***’ or just a smiley…Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are notFriends are forever, until they get in a relationshipRelationship Status: Looking for a FREE WiFi connectionCLASS – Come late and start sleepingIt may look like I’m deep in thought, but % of the time I’m just thinking about what food to eat laterWhen a newly married man looks happy, we know why But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder whyMy study period = minutes My break time = hoursI’m jealous of my parents… I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs!People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at gymSave water – Drink beer!Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunkWe are WTF generation … WhatsApp, Twitter and FacebookWoW now I’m a graduate… Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brainsShort Whatsapp Status Update by Crazy StatusMe and my wife lived happily for years and then we metHaving a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing LOLThis is the beginning of the sentence you just finished readingGood Morning, let the stress begin…Price is what you pay Value is what you getEat – Sleep – Regret – RepeatDon’t settle for good Demand Great!Hakuna Matata – The great motto to live life!People are like music some say the truth and rest, just noiseWe are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten dieSometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth itMove on…It’s not how tragically we suffer but how miraculously we liveAlways remember you are UNIQUE – Just like everybody elseYou don’t have to like me… I am not a Facebook statusBest Words for Crazy People QuotesLove is that state of mind when a Karan Johar film becomes bearableDream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if tomorrow is last oneThe only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitudeAt last got to know how to loose weight in days: Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever offered any foodDon’t be too optimistic The light at the end of the tunnel may be another trainI Am Not Special, I Am Just Limited Edition!
