Saturday is the mightiest day of the week It’s unshakably, overwhelmingly superior Not only is it a day off of school, but the following day is also a day off, like some kind of Super Saiyan bargain saleEvery man has a right to a Saturday night bathSaturday Beast mode: OFFAh, Saturday… A day of rest… Rest from doing the laundry, rest from cleaning the house, and rest from all of the other stuff I put off on Friday!If you work hour days, Mondays to Fridays, then you have to keep Saturdays and Sundays sacredWhat can be better than to get out a book on Saturday afternoon and throw all mundane considerations away until next week?Hip Hip Hurray! It’s Saturday Good weekend!Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointlessIt’s Saturday I plan on doing nothing and plenty of itThank God it’s Saturday! The best day of the weekIt’s Saturday, so turn your magic on!Have a joyful Saturday Oh, my sweet Saturday, I have been waiting for you for six long daysDifferent cocktails for different Saturday nightsThis is your Sunday evening reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at youSaturdays, big shirts, messy hair, music, & coffeeMy Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday!Alcohol does not make you fat It makes you lean against tables, chairs, floors, walls, and ugly peopleIt’s Saturday The toughest decision you need to make is between a bottle or a glassThere are just two kinds of people Those who go downtown Saturday nights, and those who don’tNothing will be wrong, everything will be right Saturday has come, so we will party all night!Time to drink champagne and dance on the table It’s Saturday party time!Saturday is the perfect day for a wonderful adventure Let’s party!Saturday is here; give it a warm welcome by allowing yourself a lovely day of restOn the Sixth Day, God created man, the sort of result you often get when you go in to work on a SaturdayI’ve always loved the ‘Weekend Update’ peopleNo weekend, all weakenedI really need a day between Saturday and SundayMy Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was SundayToday is Saturday, which means that today I will be multi-slacking instead of multi-taskingIt’s not Saturday, it’s Satur-yay!Better days are coming They are called Saturday and SundaySaturday mornings, I’ve learned, are a great opportunity for kids to sneak into your bed, fall back asleep, and kick you in the faceHappy Saturday! Study nature, love nature, stay close to nature It will never fail youWishing you a weekend full of love and laughter!Welcome this morning with a smile! Happy Saturday! If you don’t have a smile, I’ll give you one of mineHappy Saturday! When you arise in the morning, give thanks for the light, for your life, for your strength Give thanks for your food and for the joy of living If you see no reason to give thanks, the fault lies in yourselfI’ve taken Saturdays to be the day I pull back completely I do things that are more creative, and I’ve actually found that helps me when I get back into work to be more thoughtful – Padmasree WarriorSaturday is a good day to have a good dayWeekends are like rainbows They look great from the distance but once you get up close to them, they start to disappear Have a beautiful Saturday!On this wonderful Saturday, don’t forget to be thankful for the little things in lifeHave a simple Saturday Be yourself in a world that asks you to just be like everyone else, and you will already have accomplished a lot with your dayA sunbeam to warm you, A moonbeam to charm you, A sheltering angel, so nothing can harm you Have a great Saturday and weekend! COOL LAZY SATURDAY PHRASESAfter a hard week, we need just to fall on a sofa and watch the favorite series No one will judge you for such a desire, as it is the best possible scenario for a weekend But you should close all the doors, windows and turn off the phone – for all those moralists and activists to stay far from you and leave you with your lazy day aloneSpend a day doing nothing: Let your mind wander; let nature entertain you; let stress goOversleep this weekend!Saturday There’s nothing the bed can’t fixIt’s Saturday I can smell weekends from here!Saturday – a day to sleep in past my normal waking hour A day to relish, enjoy and celebrate the goodness that I have been blessed withEnjoy your Saturday I hope that it was worth the wait!Saturday is a day for the spa Relax, indulge, enjoy, and love yourself, tooOn a lazy Saturday morning, when you’re lying in bed, drifting in and out of sleep, there is a space where fantasy and reality become oneOn Saturdays, we wear pajamasLet’s crawl under a big blanket and watch movies Let this Saturday be a lazy oneOn this Saturday, remember that you are the master of your fate and the captain of your soul You can stay at home and do nothingWe believe that there are really energetic people among our readers For the energetic folks out there, are you already planning some good activities for Saturday? Here we have some motivational quotes for you to read on a Saturday morning and keep your enthusiasm on a high until the end of the dayImagine living a life where every day is your Saturday and Sunday Make every day your weekend Make every day a play-daySaturdays are for adventure Sundays are for cuddlingI told myself that I was going to live the rest of my life as if it were SaturdayMy Saturday morning attitude is a reflection of the rest of the week gone by That’s why I always aim to end my week on a high note of accomplishment, a goal reached, or a person encouragedSending you good vibes this Saturday morning!I told myself that I was going to live the rest of my life as if it were SaturdayWe need the spirit of Sunday carried over to Monday and continued until SaturdayIt’s not that we spend five days looking forward to just two It’s that most people do what they enjoy most in those two days Imagine living a life where every day is your Saturdays and SundaysFor every girl who has sat home alone on a Saturday night, there is a guy out there wishing that he could’ve spent it with youThis Saturday, spend a day doing nothing Let your mind wander; let nature entertain you; let stress goGood morning! Today is a beautiful Saturday Wake up every morning thankful for the wonderful life that you have been givenWorking at an office on Saturday is a special torture Through the windows, you can see how people have a fun day while you spend it in a dusty room The only thing we can wish is for you to stay alive and spend at least your Sunday well! Assuming you do not work on Sunday, of courseThe only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekendMay your burdens be none, and your coffee be strongYou know what I want to do? Wake up one weekend and not have to go anywhere and do anythingMy work is like my vacation, so in a way, every day is like SaturdaySundays are awesome, unless you have to go to work Still, we’re wishing you a great Saturday!Why should I spend all Saturday in an office when I could just relax at home in my pajamas?I finally made it all the way to Friday, only to find out that I have to work on Saturday!I used to be a nice and happy person, but now I work on Saturday, so back off!Imagine my reaction when I see all of these Friday posts but I’m the one who works on Saturday!
