After a while, I eventually fell in love and there was nobody to pick me up.
Tonight’s level of tolerance for stupidity is brought to you by the letters "Z," "E," "R" and "O" and by the number "0".
The speed of light is faster than the speed of sound. That’s why so many people appear bright…until they speak.
Definition of Stupidity…Getting your heart broken over and over but still believing in true love.
1 out of every 4 people have a mental illness. And 3 of my friends are okay… Oh crap.
My mom asked if I read books. I said yes. Then he asked the name of one. And I said Facebook!
Knowledge is key…and you my dear, have been locked out.
Ignorance can be educated and crazy can be medicated, but there’s no cure for stupid.
If the government would charge a 3% Stupidity Tax, they could pay off the national debt.
Some people never fail to prove to me that they have escaped a mental institution.
OMG…Today i found out the craziest thing… MY Birth day is on the same day that i was born…
Never argue with idiots, they really do take you down to their level and beat you by experience.
Stupid people tell stupid lies. But only stupid people believe them.
Evil isn't the real threat to the world. Stupid is just as destructive as Evil, maybe more so, and it's a hell of a lot more common. What we really need is a crusade against Stupid. That might actually make a difference.
We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.
Stupidity is not a crime. You're free to go.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.
Stupidity is a more dangerous enemy of the good than malice. One may protest against evil; it can be exposed and, if need be, prevented by use of force. Evil always carries within itself the germ of its own subversion in that it leaves behind in human beings at least a sense of unease. Against stupidity we are defenseless.
Life is hard, but it's harder if you're stupid.
Stupidity makes you dangerous--to yourself and everyone around you.
A stupid man--the most dangerous animal of all.
On the Internet you can be anything you want. It's strange that so many people choose to be stupid.
Small-town snowbound stupidity is forever being raised to an art form.
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
CELIA STOREY, "Slaying the 'math monster': It's not about numbers, it's about learning how to think", Northwest Arkansas Democrat Gazette, July 3, 2017
Men are born ignorant, not stupid; they are made stupid by education.
The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
A fool sees not the same tree that a wise man sees.
WILLIAM BLAKE, The Marriage of Heaven and Hell
If you're gonna be stupid you gotta be tough.
Smart people don't have the luxury of playing stupid.
Stupidity is a factor to be reckoned with in human affairs. The true leader always expects to encounter it, and prepares to endure it patiently so long as it is normal stupidity. He knows that his ideas will be distorted, his orders carelessly executed; and that there will be jealousy among his assistants. He takes these inevitable phenomena into account, and instead of attempting to find men without faults, who are non-existent, he tries to make use of the best men at his disposal -- as they are, and not as they ought to be.
The downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb.
If you're gonna be stupid you gotta be tough.
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
The habit of common and continuous speech is a symptom of mental deficiency.
WALTER BAGEHOT, "Hartley Coleridge", The Works and Life of Walter Bagehot
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
ALBERT EINSTEIN, attributed, Bite-Size Einstein: Quotations on Just About Everything
Empathize with stupidity and you're halfway to thinking like an idiot.
Why is it that the stupidest people are always the most good-natured?
Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that.
It is better to be poor and walk in integrity than to be stupid and speak lies.
Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop.
If your brains were dynamite there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off.
Intelligence minus purpose equals stupidity.
I'm not saying you're stupid. I'm just saying you've got bad luck when it comes to thinking.
There's a thin line between genius and bottom-barrel stupidness. I hover delicately on a tightrope between the two, wondering where I'll land if I'll ever fall.
A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it.
Scientists say the world is made of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.
