Kidnap? I prefer the term “Surprise Adoption.
I can remember when the air was clean and s_x was dirty.
Crazy… Nutty.. Freaky…call me whatever you want!i
bet you’ll never be able to forget me all your life! 😛
I am not doing any thing… I am innocent.
Customer: How much is an eminem? Clerk: cent. Customer:
What?!? That’s Ludacris!
My mother never understood the irony in calling
Women are like IPhones, you have to touch them all over
before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball
and everything moves!
Woman without curves is like a road without bends….
You may get to your destination quicker,
but the ride is boring as hell.
What do the Chinese call a ? Twocanchew
Me: “Why am I still single?” Brain: “You’re weird as shit.”
Body: “And you’re fat.” Face: “Plus you’re ugly.”
Food: “But I’m here for you.”
You can give a player the best s_x he’s ever had, but he will
still want new pussy because he’s a player.
I cant taste my lips could you do it for me
I am a bad guy.
I always start writing with a clean piece of paper
and a dirty mind.
Hands are so overrated..I think I’ll use my mouth..
a loving husband had I love you tattooed on his dick.
went home and showed it to his wife and she said there u go
again puting words in my mouth
Hey girl, I’d like to be a part of your next abortion.
Don’t you wish people could be like money, so you could
hold them up to the sun and see which ones are fake and
who are real. (Dirty Quotes)
Viagra is now available in powder form to put in your tea.
It does not enhance your performance but it does stop
your biscuit going soft.
I don’t play in light.
“A world without women would be a pain in the ass”
Boobs are like the Sun…you can stare at them directly just
for a few seconds. But if you put on sunglasses,
stare as much as you want!
Of course I’m out of my mind…and I’m never going back.
fleas on a pussy; is a thief and is a junkie, can you
guess which is which??? The thief is hiding in the bush and
the junkie is sniffing the crack.
So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.
A ghost could be humping you now and you would never
know it. Just imagine…
Iam ready…Lets go.
Whats inches, lives in a guys pants, and girls like to
blow it.. $, what were u thinking?
The truth is that existence wants your life to become a
festival because when you are unhappy, you also throw
unhappiness all around.
If s_x were shoes, I’d wear you out.
But I wouldn’t wear you out in public.
There’s no such thing as a dirty mind, it’s just a
sense of humor with adult content.
I just love getting dirty.
Your face look better between my legs
I know what I’m going to do on December.
I’m going to run outside in my underwear and scream
‘I’M ALIVE! TAKE THAT MAYANS!’
Roses are red the grass is green
Bitch swear they Baby Smarter than every other Baby..
“My Baby can count to ” Bitch he’s years old,
he supposed to!
People say I have a dirty mind… But I say its just creative!
Come on… Lets do together.
I am searching for right one.
Needs to wash his mind out with soap.
I got married because I’m really into angry s_x!
Just because a guy is attracted to you physically or enjoys you
s_xually it doesn’t mean that he wants to commit to you emotionally.
I have bad habits.
I hope the saying “If you dream about someone..
they’re thinking about you” is real because I dream
about you a lot!
When i was born..Devil said..”Oh Shit..!! Competition.
I would like to thank Dad for not pulling out & Mum
for not swallowing me, or my birthday today would not
have been possible
My mother never understood the irony in calling me a
“son-of-a-btch.
“Yes I have a dirty mind and you’re on it”
You’re on it, you and I making it out. Or making out..
“I cant taste my lips could you do it for me”
“Breakfast its the most important meal of the day”
“I’ll let you play with mine”
“A world without women would be a pain in the ass”
A world without women? Certainly is a pain on
each guys ass!
“Nice pants can i test the zipper”
