“Moanday. Tongueday. Wetday. Thirstday. Freakday.
Sexday. Suckday.”
“Your face would look better between my legs.”
“I swear to God I won’t stop until you’re shaking.”
“Get your ass in my bed”
“Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?”
“Tease me until I’m begging for it”
“Your clothes would look nice on my bedroom floor.”
“Be naked when I come home.”
“Lets makeout, have sex, cuddle and have a deep talk.
Then lets have sex again, go out to eat, then go back home,
watch a movie and have sex again.”
“I wanna do bad things to you”
“I swear to you I won’t stop until your legs are shaking and
the neighbors know my name.”
“I just want you to be happy. And naked.”
“I’m a lip bitter”
“I’m in my bed, you’re in yours. One of us is obviously in
the wrong place.”
“We should have lots of sex”
“I love the way you fuck me”
“I licked it, so it’s mine!”
“If you bite my pis or kiss my neck, I promise to rip your
fucking clothes off.”
“Shut up and kiss me.”
“Be gentle with me. Be sweet ad kind, oh hell! Who am I
kidding? Flip me over, ride my ass and pull my hair!”
“Go ahead. Touch it”
“I want to capture you, like this, and freeze it forever.”
“Eyes on me, baby. Always on me!”
“I want you inside me”
“Spank me. It’s the only way I learn.”
“Push me up against the wall and do dirty things to me.”
“It’s not that I’m horny all the time.
“No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.”
– Betty Friedan
“I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”
– Woody Allen
“Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is
about power.” – Oscar Wilde
“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a
good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”
– Mae West
“The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves
tension and love causes it.” – Woody Allen
“Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without
sex.” – Hunter S. Thompson
“Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing.” – Charles Bukowski
“Is sex dirty? Only when it’s being done right.”
– Woody Allen
“Sex is an emotion in motion.” – Mae West
“Books are finite, sexual encounters are finite, but the desire
to read and to fuck is infinite; it surpasses our own deaths, our
fears, our hopes for peace.” – Roberto Bolaño
“Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer,
sex raises some pretty good questions.”
– Woody Allen
“Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.”
– Woody Allen
“Instead of being presented with stereotypes by age, sex,
color, class, or religion, children must have the opportunity to
learn that within each range, some people are loathsome and some
are delightful.” – Margaret Mead
“I never realized until lately that women were supposed to
be the inferior sex.” – Katharine Hepburn
“I haven’t had sex in eight months. To be honest,
I now prefer to go bowling.” – Lil’ Kim
“I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me.”
– Joe Rogan
“Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go.”
– Kingsley Amis
“I’ve enjoyed the opposite sex a lot. Always have.
Always will.” – Betty White
“To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you’re impotent.
She can’t wait to disprove it.” – Cary Grant
“Love is an ice cream sundae, with all the marvelous coverings.
Sex is the cherry on top.” – Jimmy Dean
“Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages
than between the sheets.” – Andy Warhol
“Sex is like washing your face – just something you do because
you have to. Sex without love is absolutely ridiculous. Sex
follows love, it never precedes it.” – Sophia Loren
“I need more sex, ok? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in
the world.” – Angelina Jolie
“Sex appeal is the keynote of our civilization.” – Henri Bergson
“Software is like sex: it’s better when it’s free.”
– Linus Torvalds
“Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.”
– Jackie Kennedy
“The only burning passion I’m sure I have, is the passion
for sex.” – Robert Crumb
“I got great sex education, and I always knew that if I
wanted to be sexually active, I had to have safe sex.”
– Jenny Slate
“I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives
forty miles away.” – Phyllis Diller
