Best Collections of Friday Status

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It’s Friday…I hope your weekend isn’t as lonely as Lance Armstrong’s testicle.
Would like to observe a moment of silence for all the innocent brain cells that lost their lives over the weekend.
Today is Friday. God’s gift to the working people…. Enjoy!
Happy Friday everyone! May your weekend be full of adventure and cheer, and may the start of next week be a long ways from here.
Friday night… So many innocent beers have no idea what’s coming for ’em.
It’s a great day to make some more wonderful memories to add to you’re already blessed life! Happy Friday!
TGIF. Thank God I’m Female. Thank God I’m Fabulous. Thank God I’m Hppy. And yes, Thank God It’s Friday! Happy Friday!
The Friday brings the smell of weekend…Relaxation from daily works…So be happy and keep Smiling! Happy Friday!
Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday?
Has 100+ friends online right now on a Friday night….You’re all a bunch of losers…I am proud to be one of you…….!
Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, It’s not me, It’s you.
I would like to thank you people for letting me know it’s Friday every week its thoughts like this that keep me on Facebook.
Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend.
I’m hoping that Thursday happy hour, doesn’t become Friday sad morning hangover. Happy Friday.
Well, it’s easy to tell I’m married. It’s Friday night and I’m at home updating my Facebook status.
In addition to Casual Friday, I propose the following: Punch A Coworker Monday, No Pants Tuesday, Drunk At Work Wednesday, and Call In Sick Thursday.
Dear Radio Stations, please do not play Katy Perry’s “Friday Night” Monday morning at 8 AM during my drive to work.
Every Friday, I like to high five myself for getting through another week on little more than caffeine, will power, and inappropriate humor.
FRIDAY one of the most beautiful words in the English language, followed closely by SATURDAY and SUNDAY. Happy Friday and Happy Weekend to all.
Coffee makes my mornings, but Fridays make my week!
I’m never sure how much ball cleavage to show when I wear my Casual Friday Jean Shorts.
Oh, hello Friday. Where the heck were you on Wednesday when I really needed you?
I hate it when the people who owe me money post about how much they are enjoying their Friday!
Friday, Aah the weekends here…*BLINK* Monday? WTF?
In honor of it being Friday the 13th, whenever I hear strange noise, I’m going to investigate it braless, and wearing cute panties.
Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.
It’s finally Friday! Felt like it took a week to get here!
Every Friday, I feel like I deserve a new addition to my closet for all my hard work during the week.
Friday and Saturday are made in heaven, but the Sunday night is made in hell.
If you are the winner of Friday’s $500 million Mega Millions jackpot can receive the winnings in one lump sum, yearly installments, or one tank of gas.
Friday afternoon feels like heaven… – El Fuego
It’s bad luck to fall out of a thirteenth story window on Friday. – American Proverb
Fridays are the hardest in some ways: you’re so close to freedom. – Lauren Oliver
The best career choice is can make is one in which you hate to see Friday come because you love your work. – Catherine Pulsifer
Hands up if you’re ready to do something you’ll regret this weekend. Go forth! You have my blessing. – Florence Welch
Not for nothing is their motto TGIF – ‘Thank God It’s Friday.’ They live for the weekends when they can go do what they really want to do. – Richard Nelson Bolles
It’s always difficult to keep Fridays confined within themselves..they tend to spill over.. – Kai Sinclair
Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Friday is the favorite day of the week since exactly on this day all friends, relatives, and close people meet. – Unknown
Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon. – Richard Nelson Bolles
On a Friday night, I like to go out because my friends, who have been working normal hours, just want to let go after a stressful week at work. – Douglas Booth