“I’m a handsome man with a charming personality”
“I’m quite obviously not the world’s most handsome man
I’m the second world’s most handsome man!”
“Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought”
“Champions train, losers complain”
“Black as night, sweet as sin”
“Being a gentleman is a worthy goal”
“Excellence is not a skill, it’s an attitude”
“Be like a sun, keep on shining and let the world burns”
“I didn’t grow up feeling very handsome I learn,
I worked and now I’m”
“A gentleman is simply a patient wolf”
“I am, as I am; whether hideous or handsome,
depends upon who is made judge”
“A man who is a master of patience is
master of everything else”
“Being male is a matter of birth Being a man is a matter of age
But being a gentleman is a matter of choice”
“The summer sun was not meant for boys like me
Boys like me belonged to the rain”
“When I was born… The devil said: Oh Shit!! Competition”
“I am the master of my fate: I am the captain of my soul”
“Be well dressed, behave like a gentleman,
and keep your shoes shined”
“I sure am handsome I can’t lie This is one handsome guy”
“Don’t hate me, just get to know me first!”
“Being handsome wasn’t much of a burden It worked for me”
“I always arrive late at the office but
I make it by leaving early”
“I know I’m awesome, so I don’t care about your opinion”
“I’m sorry my fault I forgot you’re an Idiot”
“Silence is the best response to a fool”
“I will win not immediately, but Definitely”
“I forgive but I never forget”
“I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle…
He’s dreaming too”
“I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!”
“I never insult people I only tell them what they are”
“When I’m good I’m best when I’m bad I’m worst”
“I’m not drunk, I’m just chemically off-balanced”
“I’m not changed it’s just I grew up and you should try too”
“Not always “Available”… Try your Luck… ”
“The biggest slap to your enemies is your success”
“Good friends are hard to find, difficult to leave,
impossible to forget”
“I’m not special, I’m just Limited Edition”
“Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight”
“Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status”
“I love to walk in a fog because nobody knows I’m smoking”
“Everything that kills me makes me feel alive”
“Oh, so you wanna argue, bring it I got my CAPS LOCK ON”
“Lazy People Fact #: You were too lazy to read that number”
“Save water drink beer”
“I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart”
“I’m not virgin, my life fucks me every day”
“Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up”
“Tried to lose weight… But it keeps finding me”
“Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words”
“hones are better than girlfriends,
at least we can switch them off”
“Sleep till you’re hungry… Eat till you’re sleepy”
