“Love me for who I am – not what you want me to be
Take me or leave me It’s that simple”
“Stop checking my Status, Go and love your GF”
“The real reason women live longer than men because
they don’t have to live with women”
“Every problem comes with a solution, but my GF doesn’t have”
“Someone asked me: How is your life?
I just smiled and replied, She is fine”
“I am not Spiderman nor Superman However,
I am the superhero for my GF!”
“I am a hot dude with cool attitude”
“Every problem comes with some solution…
If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a Girl!”
“Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your
girlfriend Now, you help me to save mine”
“Men also have FEELINGS, for example, they can feel HUNGRY”
“% of boys have girlfriends… Rest % are having a brain”
“In my house, I’m the boss, my wife is just
the decision maker”
“Dear Good Boys, do not worry having no girlfriend this
time Remember, bad boys will always have the best girlfriend
but they will never have the best wife”
“Better to be strong than pretty and useless”
“Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons:
Either they have no wife to go home to, or they do”
“Boys are great, every girl should have one”
“Man of the year”
“Girls express their feelings via tears Boys express
their feelings via Beers”
“A naughty thought a day keeps the stress away”
“A man in love is incomplete until he is
married Then he’s finished”
“Every man is the architect of his own fortune”
“A thinking man can never be brave”
“Some men have Hundreds of reasons why they cannot do what
they want to when all they need is one reason why they can”
“Just Because I do not have A Girlfriend, does not mean
I am Alone, I Have a Food and Internet”
“Guys are like stars, there are millions of them,
but the only one makes your dreams come true”
“Live fast Die young Be wild Have fun”
“Boys I’d turn gay if they weren’t so sexy”
“Fashion should be a form of escapism and
not a form of imprisonment”
“I’m not cranky I just have a violent reaction
to stupid people”
“I can’t say yes (a gentleman never tells)
But I’d lie if I said no”
“Your attitude may hurt me, but mine can even kill you”
“I’m very much a gentleman in what I do”
“A gentleman knows his actions carry more
weight than any words spoken”
“I am strong I am kind I am smart I am important
I am fearless I am amazing”
“It’s attention to detail that makes the difference
between average and stunning”
“It’s not that I’m so smart; it’s just that
I stay with problems longer”
“A gentleman never talks about his tailor”
“Style is a reflection of your attitude and your personality”
“Only great minds can afford a simple style”
“In character, in manner, in style, in all things,
the supreme excellence is simplicity”
“On matters of style, swim with the current,
on matters of principle, stand like a rock”
“Looking good isn’t self-importance; it’s self-respect”
“You have to be smart The easy days are over”
“Come on, gentleman; let us drink to our stupidity”
“I may look calm But in my head, I’ve killed you about times”
“God hadn’t made me handsome,
but he’d given me something, I always felt: funny bones”
“Manners matter Good looks are a bonus Humor is a must”
“Like me for who I am and not for who you want me to be
Take it or leave it That simple”
“I am a hot dude with a cool attitude”
“How do you know what it’s like to be stupid
if you’ve never been smart?”
