I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode
Hey there Whatsapp is using me
Girls use photoshop to look beautiful Boys use photoshop to show their creativity
You can never buy Love But still you have to pay for it
Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?
I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death
Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook
Save water - Drink beer!
Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software it's called Monday, please fix it
Always wear cute pajamas to bed you'll never know who you will meet in your dreams
God is really creative, I mean just look at me :P
Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire
When I'm on my death bed, I want my final words to be 'I left one million dollars in the'
I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer
My father always told me, find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life
Life is too short smile while you still have teeth
My study period = minutes My break time = hours
I'm jealous of my parents I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs!
Here my dad comes on whatsapp From now on my status would be '***no status***' or just a smiley
Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not
Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship :P
CLASS - Come late and start sleeping :)
People who exercise live longer, but what's the point when those extra years are spent at gym
Relationship Status: Looking for a FREE WiFi connection
It may look like I'm deep in thought, but % of the time I'm just thinking about what food to eat later
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why
Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk
We are WTF generation WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook :D
Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing LOL
This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading
WoW now I’m a graduate Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains
Me and my wife lived happily for years and then we met…
Good Morning, let the stress begin
Don’t settle for good Demand Great!
Hakuna Matata – The great motto to live life!
Price is what you pay Value is what you get
Eat - Sleep - Regret - Repeat
Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it
Move on
People are like music some say the truth and rest, just noise
We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die
It’s not how tragically we suffer but how miraculously we live
Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable
Dream as if you’ll live forever Live as if tomorrow is last one
Always remember you are UNIQUE - Just like everybody else
You don’t have to like me I am not a facebook status
The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude
Don’t be too optimistic The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train
At last got to know how to loose weight in days: Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever offered any food :)
Life is too short Don't waste it removing pen drive safely
Whatsapp status is loading
Think about it every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot
Happiness is when 'Last seen at' changes to 'Online' and then to 'Typing'
I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as 'Free Recharge'
I Am Not Special, I Am Just Limited Edition!
I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two thingsgive me a Loan and then leave me Alone
Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong
They say we learn from our mistakes So, I'm making as many as possible! Soon I will be a genius :-B
Waiting for Wi-Fi Network
Best Status for Whatsapp in English
Sleep till you’re hungry Eat till you’re sleepy
There are types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-vegetarian and Tuesday / Saturday
Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent! that’s why I’m always calm and silent
One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry
Second chances are for losers, either we do it in first place or live it for others
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you
We live in a society were pizza gets to your house before police
One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp and his wife added last seen feature
Don’t be happyI don’t Really forgive people,I just pretend like it’s ok and wait for my turn to destroy them
Jealousy = I actually care about you
Once a cheater always a repeater
FACT: Every piece of plastic ever made still exists Say no to Plastic
I wanna be nice but some people are so annoying
I'm soo poor I can't even pay attention
I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them
Funny Crazy Whatsapp Status in English
Funny Crazy Whatsapp Status in English
It's cute when your crush's crush is uuh ;-)
People say you cant live without love, but I think oxygen is more important
if your dog barks and enemies laugh take it serious
Vegetarians, if you want animals to live, why do you eat their food
I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card
Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else
After marriage, the other man’s wife looks more beautiful
Act crazy, don't regret, do things you would never ever do because life is short so live it up! :)
I will kill you with my awesomeness
Always borrow money from a pessimist He won’t expect it back
The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth
I shouldn't have to earn you time or attention, you should want to give it!
Remember how you treated me so when I treat you like that you can understand why!
Silence doesn't always mean you're mad sometimes it just means you have nothing to say
I'm so awesome that I wish I could be you, just so I could hang out with me!
That awkward moment when the awkward moment get even more awkward!
Totally available! Please disturb me
Nothing is lost until mom can't find it
Why is it so easy to fall asleep in class then in bed
Single doesn't always mean available
Silence is the loudest words you can speak sometimes when you want to be heard more
I am crazy and hyper but that is reasons why I am lovable
