Saturday is the mightiest day of the week It’s unshakably,
overwhelmingly superior Not only is it a day off of school,
but the following day is also a day off,
like some kind of Super Saiyan bargain sale
Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath
Saturday Beast mode: OFF
Ah, Saturday… A day of rest… Rest from doing the laundry,
rest from cleaning the house, and rest from all of the
other stuff I put off on Friday!
If you work hour days, Mondays to Fridays, then you have to
keep Saturdays and Sundays sacred
What can be better than to get out a book on Saturday afternoon
and throw all mundane considerations away until next week?
Hip Hip Hurray! It’s Saturday Good weekend!
Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something
completely pointless
It’s Saturday I plan on doing nothing and plenty of it
Thank God it’s Saturday! The best day of the week
It’s Saturday, so turn your magic on!
Have a joyful Saturday Oh, my sweet Saturday,
I have been waiting for you for six long days
Different cocktails for different Saturday nights
This is your Sunday evening reminder that you can handle
whatever this week throws at you
Saturdays, big shirts, messy hair, music, & coffee
My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday!
Alcohol does not make you fat It makes you lean against tables,
chairs, floors, walls, and ugly people
It’s Saturday The toughest decision you need to make is
between a bottle or a glass
There are just two kinds of people Those who go downtown
Saturday nights, and those who don’t
Nothing will be wrong, everything will be right Saturday
has come, so we will party all night!
Time to drink champagne and dance on the table It’s
Saturday party time!
Saturday is the perfect day for a wonderful adventure Let’s party!
Saturday is here; give it a warm welcome by allowing yourself
a lovely day of rest
On the Sixth Day, God created man, the sort of result you
often get when you go in to work on a Saturday
I’ve always loved the ‘Weekend Update’ people
No weekend, all weakened
I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday
My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday
Today is Saturday, which means that today I will be multi-slacking
instead of multi-tasking
It’s not Saturday, it’s Satur-yay!
Better days are coming They are called Saturday and Sunday
Saturday mornings, I’ve learned, are a great opportunity for
kids to sneak into your bed, fall back asleep, and
kick you in the face
Happy Saturday! Study nature, love nature, stay close to nature
It will never fail you
Wishing you a weekend full of love and laughter!
Welcome this morning with a smile! Happy Saturday!
If you don’t have a smile, I’ll give you one of mine
Happy Saturday! When you arise in the morning, give thanks
for the light, for your life, for your strength Give thanks for
your food and for the joy of living If you see no reason to give
thanks, the fault lies in yourself
I’ve taken Saturdays to be the day I pull back completely I do
things that are more creative, and I’ve actually found that
helps me when I get back into work to be more thoughtful
– Padmasree Warrior
Saturday is a good day to have a good day
Weekends are like rainbows They look great from the distance
but once you get up close to them, they start to disappear
Have a beautiful Saturday!
On this wonderful Saturday, don’t forget to be thankful for
the little things in life
Have a simple Saturday Be yourself in a world that asks you to
just be like everyone else, and you will already have
accomplished a lot with your day
A sunbeam to warm you, A moonbeam to charm you,
A sheltering angel, so nothing can harm you
Have a great Saturday and weekend! COOL LAZY SATURDAY PHRASES
After a hard week, we need just to fall on a sofa and watch
the favorite series No one will judge you for such a desire,
as it is the best possible scenario for a weekend But you should
close all the doors, windows and turn off the phone – for all
those moralists and activists to stay far from you and
leave you with your lazy day alone
Spend a day doing nothing: Let your mind wander;
let nature entertain you; let stress go
Oversleep this weekend!
Saturday There’s nothing the bed can’t fix
It’s Saturday I can smell weekends from here!
Saturday – a day to sleep in past my normal waking hour A day
to relish, enjoy and celebrate the goodness that I have
been blessed with
Enjoy your Saturday I hope that it was worth the wait!
Saturday is a day for the spa Relax, indulge, enjoy,
and love yourself, too
On a lazy Saturday morning, when you’re lying in bed,
drifting in and out of sleep, there is a space where fantasy
and reality become one
On Saturdays, we wear pajamas
Let’s crawl under a big blanket and watch movies Let this
Saturday be a lazy one
On this Saturday, remember that you are the master of your
fate and the captain of your soul You can stay at home
and do nothing
We believe that there are really energetic people among our
readers For the energetic folks out there, are you already
planning some good activities for Saturday?
Here we have some motivational quotes for you to read
on a Saturday morning and keep your enthusiasm
on a high until the end of the day
Imagine living a life where every day is your Saturday and
Sunday Make every day your weekend Make every day
a play-day
Saturdays are for adventure Sundays are for cuddling
I told myself that I was going to live the rest of my life
as if it were Saturday
My Saturday morning attitude is a reflection of the rest of the
week gone by That’s why I always aim to end my week
on a high note of accomplishment, a goal reached,
or a person encouraged
Sending you good vibes this Saturday morning!
I told myself that I was going to live the rest of my life as
if it were Saturday
We need the spirit of Sunday carried over to Monday and
continued until Saturday
It’s not that we spend five days looking forward to just two
It’s that most people do what they enjoy most in those
two days Imagine living a life where every day is your Saturdays
and Sundays
For every girl who has sat home alone on a Saturday night,
there is a guy out there wishing that he could’ve spent
it with you
This Saturday, spend a day doing nothing Let your mind wander;
let nature entertain you; let stress go
Good morning! Today is a beautiful Saturday Wake up every
morning thankful for the wonderful life that you have been given
Working at an office on Saturday is a special torture Through
the windows, you can see how people have a fun day while
you spend it in a dusty room The only thing we can wish is
for you to stay alive and spend at least your Sunday well!
Assuming you do not work on Sunday, of course
The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend
was is so we can tell them about our own weekend
May your burdens be none, and your coffee be strong
You know what I want to do? Wake up one weekend and not have to
go anywhere and do anything
My work is like my vacation, so in a way, every day is like Saturday
Sundays are awesome, unless you have to go to work Still,
we’re wishing you a great Saturday!
Why should I spend all Saturday in an office when I could just
relax at home in my pajamas?
I finally made it all the way to Friday, only to find out that
I have to work on Saturday!
I used to be a nice and happy person, but now I work on Saturday,
so back off!
Imagine my reaction when I see all of these Friday posts but
I’m the one who works on Saturday!
