“I’m not insulting you
I’m describing you”
“Excellence is not a skill,
It is an attitude”
“I was born cool – until
global warming made me hot”
“When someone hates you for no reason…
just give them one”
“Silence is the best response when
you’re dealing with an idiot”
“People with high ego and unnecessary attitude
deserves the standing ovation of the tallest finger”
“Don’t confuse my personality and my attitude
My personality is who I am But
my attitude? That depends on YOU”
“An ugly personality destroys a pretty face”
“Look – I’m only responsible for the words that come out of my mouth
I’m not responsible for you not understanding them”
“People say that I am bad… but
trust me, I can be your worst nightmare!”
“Before you judge me
make sure that you’re perfect”
“Take me as I am or
watch me as I go”
“Some people just need a High-Five…
On the face”
“Attitude is like underwear
don’t show it just wear it”
“Status Unavailable! Check Later”
“If you hate me
Log on to KISS-MY-ASScom”
“If I agreed with you
we’d both be wrong”
“When someone says: You are ugly Just tell them:
Oh, sorry, I was trying to look like you!”
“Do not give advice unless
you are asked to”
“Being glamorous is not a crime”
“It is sad but truthful that
some people simply grow old,
but they never grow UP!”
“Love me? Great Hate me?
Even Better Don’t know me?
Don’t judge me!!”
“Please don’t interrupt me
while I’m ignoring you”
“I refuse to have a battle
of wits with an unarmed person”
“If you want to cry,
use a tissue not your status!! 😀 :P”
“You say I have a bad attitude, guess what?
My attitude is a result of your actions!!
Change your actions and I will change my attitude :)”
“Why waste your time caring for people
who don’t even acknowledge your existence?”
“I’m not heartless,
I just learned how to use my heart less”
“If you obey all the rules,
you’ll miss all the fun”
“Cling to your imperfections,
they are what make you unique”
“You can’t expect me to think before I speak
I was born without that ability
So I’m sorry if the truth hurts”
“I got a simple rule about everybody
If you don’t treat me right… shame on you!!!”
“Don’t play with me! Because
I know I can play better than you”
“Act like you are wearing the
invisible crown That’s ‘Attitude’”
“My BACK is not a VOICEMAIL,
so better say it on my FACE”
“Remember one thing,
you might be a PLAYER But I am the GAME”
“Don’t walk as if you rule the world…
Walk as if you don’t care who the hell rules the world”
“Those who like me… Raise your hands…
And those who don’t like me raise your Standards”
“People laugh at me because I am different
and I laugh because they all are same”
“If you want me to control my temper…
You need to control your stupidity”
“You don’t have to defend or explain your decisions to anyone
It’s your life Live it without apologies”
“Don’t copy my style”
“I´m sorry, did I give you the impression
that I give a damn about you?”
“Yeah you – The one reading my status, get lost!”
“Your attitude may hurt me
but mine can kill you”
“Excuse me I found something under my shoes,
oh it´s your attitude”
“Your attitude is like a price tag,
it shows how valuable you are”
“Burning bridges? Nah,
that takes too long I prefer to use explosives”
“I enjoy how people judge other’s mistake
when they do the same thing”
“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people”
“Can I take your picture?
I love to collect pictures of natural disasters”
“If you are gonna be two-faced,
Honey at least make one of them pretty!”
“Some people are alive only because
it’s illegal to kill them”
“Knowledge is power,
and power corrupts
So study hard and be evil”
“Jealousy is a terrible disease Get well soon”
“If I ignore you and your calls,
it only means that I am too tired
to deal with your foolishness”
“People with status do not need status”
“Kill them with success
and bury them with a smile”
“Organized persons are too lazy to look for things”
“Some people think I have a short fuse
No I just have a limited tolerance for stupidity
There is only so much stupidity
I can put up within one day”
“I found your nose
It was all up in my business
again Please keep that thing on a shorter leash”
“If life hands you lemons,
squirt them in people’s eyes”
“Some people just need a simple sympathetic
pat on the head with a hammer”
“Sometimes, I take a look at people and
wonder how in the world they made it this far alive”
“Don’t know Don’t care Never will”
“It would just be ‘aweso’ without ME”
“I solemnly swear I’m the best!”
“Try spelling ‘handso’ without ME”
“I don’t give a flying f—”
