Dirty mind persons have a very creative mindset.
There are ways to keep a man happy. One is Alcohol..!
The rest is …..!
I am not Virgin my life FCUK me everyday.
Love is name Sx is game
Smile… it’s the second best thing to do with your lips.
No woman will ever be truly satisfied because no man will ever
have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money.
Just realized that cleavage is the only thing that you can look
down on and approve of at the same time.
Please tell your pants it’s rude to point.
I got married because I’m really into angry sex!
Ladies, men like it when your hair has lots of body,
not the other way around.
What is Warm, Soft, Sticky, and has a Hole in the middle??
It’s a Fresh Doughnut.. wow you dirty minded people!
Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together.
Women only need . inches to achieve maximum pleasure?
it’s called a credit card.
Viagra is now available in powder form to put in your tea.
It doesn’t enhance your performance but it does stop your
biscuit going soft.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it
but only you can feel Its true warmth.
Boobs are like the Sun…you can stare at them directly just
for a few seconds. But if you put on sunglasses,
stare as much as you want!
smile if you just had a naughty thought… yep,
you just smiled!!! lol
life is never boring with a dirty mind 😉
* How Musicians Do It * Drummers hit it harder Guitarists
finger in faster. Bassists do it deeper.
Singers do it louder
Every conversation is more fun if you start with a dirty mind
If you were in my mind you couldn’t take enough showers to
get clean again.
Wash all the dirty thoughts out of your mind, but
then again, why waste perfectly dirty thoughts???
love me tender love me sweet, wrap my lips around your meat,
see me smile watch me grin watch your love run down my chin…
doesn’t need any help being bad but u can come along for
the ride if your up for it. 😉
is in a" I’ll do things to you that your afraid to ask for"
kinda mood
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Women only need . inches to achieve maximum pleasure?
it?s called a credit card…
Halloween should just be changed to National Dress Like a
Whore Day.
Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls just make you FEEL like
you are in Heaven
Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
The awkward moment when you`re reading someone`s shirt
and it looks like you`re staring at their boobs..
Without nipples, boobs would be pointless.
Karma is like a er. You get what you give :)~
If you believe the rumors being told your as bad as the one
who is telling it.
I sent an angel to watch over you last night but he came back
saying he can’t watch porn…
Boys always like to see girls kiss. I don’t get it; girls don’t
want to see boys kiss.
People say I have a dirty mind But I say its just creative
Needs to wash his mind out with soap..
I want to suck u, lick u. wanna move my tongue all over u…
wanna feel u in my mouth… yep, that’s how you…
eat an icecream.
My legs are missing you in between them.
I think i should tell you What people are saying behind
your back? Nice Ass…
We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic
than losing your virginity.
Women and rocks are very much alike …
We skip the flat ones.
I hate sitting in a seat warmed by someone else.
A cute Nurse came for the interview. Dr: What salary U Expect?
Nurse: Rs.,. Dr was overjoyed and said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it’s ,
You can’t be the top dog if you act like a pussy!
I always start writing with a clean piece of paper
and a dirty mind.
Don’t call the world dirty because you forgot to
clean your glasses.
Smile if you just had a naughty thought… yep,
you just smiled!
Woman without curves is like a road without bends….
You may get to your destination quicker,
but the ride is boring as hell.
I hate how chocolate immediately melt on my fingers.
I mean.. am I that hot?
Girls dont dress for boys, they dress for themselves.
If girls dressed for boys, they’d just walk around naked
all the time.
In a cramped bus. Lady: Something of yours is touching me.
Man: Oh! That’s… that’s just my salary in my pocket.
Lady: Did your salary just triple in the last minutes?
Nowadays, legs spread quicker than rumors.
