Life is too shortDon't waste it reading my WhatsApp status….The Earth without "Art" is just "Eh".I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSEDGod is really creative , I mean ..just look at me.I speak my mindI never mind what I speak.Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.I don't care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody.I stopped fighting with my inner demonsWe are on the same side now.Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday.I'm in desperate need of a month vacation… twice a year.I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.I need Google in my brain.I like to hang out with people that make me forget to look at my phone.I've found the recipe for happinessCan someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?I started out with nothing and i still have most of it.’m the dude with cool attitude.Silence is the best response to a fool.When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often.My life my rules.Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.I love food and sleepIf I give you a bit of food or text you all night, that means something.I don’t care what people think or say about me…Please don’t get confused between my my attitude and personality!Diets are hard because I get hungry.If I delete your number, you’re basically deleted from my life.Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.Be yourselfeveryone else is already taken.If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling.I changed my password everywhere to ‘incorrect.’ That way when I forget it, it always reminds me.A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business.It’s very difficult to be greatLosers prove this point continuously.Everyday is a second chance.If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.Do not give up, the beginning is always the hardest.I’m cool but Summer made me hot!Totally available!! Please disturb me!Life is journeyI am traveler.Life must go on.I’m jealous my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.Always trying to cool myself.Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.I do not get drunk – I get awesome.A jealous woman does better research than FBI.I will win, not immediately but definitely.Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.Not all men are fools, some stay bachelor.Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with You.I’m cool but Summer made me hot!I don’t need to explain myself because, I know I’m right.Keep calm and enjoy life.I got less but I got best!Always trying to cool my self.Nowadays, “Cool” mYou hate drama? CoolStop starting it.It’s my life so keep your nose out of it…I love haters, they keep me motivated.Turn your problem into profit.The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.Get as rude as possible and don’t let anyone tell you how to live.Life is like FacebookPeople will like your problems & comment on them but no one’s gonna solve them because everyone is busy in updating their.It’s funny how people say they miss you, but don’t even make an effort to see you.Motivation is what gets you startedHabit is what keeps you going.Get up every morning, imagine a future then make it happen.You can’t expect me to think before I speakI was born without that abilitySo I’m sorry if the truth hurts.”I got a simple rule about everybodyIf you don’t treat me right… shame on you!!!”Don’t play with me! Because I know I can play better than you.”Act like you are wearing the invisible crownThat’s ‘Attitude'”My BACK is not a VOICEMAIL, so better say it on my FACE.”Remember one thing, you might be a PLAYERBut I am the GAME.”Don’t walk as if you rule the world… Walk as if you don’t care who the hell rules the world.”Those who like me… Raise your hands… And those who don’t like me raise your Standards.”People laugh at me because I am different and I laugh because they all are same.”If you want me to control my temper… You need to control your stupidity.”You don’t have to defend or explain your decisions to anyoneIt’s your lifeLive it without apologies.”Don’t copy my style.”I´m sorry, did I give you the impression that I give a damn about you?”Yeah you – The one reading my status, get lost!”Your attitude may hurt me but mine can kill you.”Excuse meI found something under my shoes, oh it’s your attitude.”Your attitude is like a price tag, it shows how valuable you are.”Burning bridges? Nah, that takes too longI prefer to use explosives.”I enjoy how people judge other’s mistake when they do the same thing.”We live in the era of smart-phones and stupid people.”Can I take your picture? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.”If you are gonna be two-faced, Honey at least make one of them pretty!”Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.”Knowledge is power, and power corruptsSo study hard and be evil.”Jealousy is a terrible diseaseGet well soon.”If I ignore you and your calls, it only means that I am too tired to deal with your foolishness.”People with status do not need status.”Kill them with success and bury them with a smile.”Organized persons are too lazy to look for things.”Some people think I have a short fuseNoI just have a limited tolerance for stupidityThere is only so much stupidity I can put up within one day.”
