I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two thingsgive me a Loan and then leave me AloneThink about it every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiotHappiness is when ‘Last seen at’ changes to ‘Online’ and then to ‘Typing…’Life is too short Don’t waste it removing pen drive safelyWhatsapp status is loading…I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as ‘Free Recharge’Waiting for Wi-Fi Network…Sleep till you’re hungry… Eat till you’re sleepyMath Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrongShort Crazy QuoteThey say we learn from our mistakes So, I’m making as many as possible! Soon I will be a geniusSecond chances are for looser…either we do it in first place or live it for othersDear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for youWe live in a society were pizza gets to your house before policeThere are types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-vegetarian and Tuesday / SaturdayCoins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent! that’s why I’m always calm and silent…One day, I’m gonna make the onions cryOne wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp and his wife added last seen feature…Once a cheater always a repeater…FACT: Every piece of plastic ever made still exists Say no to PlasticI wanna be nice but some people are so annoyingDon’t be happyI don’t Really forgive people,I just pretend like it’s OK and wait for my turn to destroy themJealousy = I actually care about youTeam work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone elseAfter marriage, the other man’s wife looks more beautifulif your dog barks and enemies laugh take it seriousVegetarians, if you want animals to live, why do you eat their foodI will marry the girl, who look pretty in her ID cardIt’s cute when your crush’s crush is uuhPeople say you cant live without love, but I think oxygen is more importantStatus for Crazy FriendsAct crazy, don’t regret, do things you would never ever do because life is short so live it up!I will kill you with my awesomeness…Totally available! Please disturb me…Nothing is lost until mom can’t find itWhy is it so easy to fall asleep in class then in bedI shouldn’t have to earn you time or attention, you should want to give it!Remember how you treated me so when I treat you like that you can understand why!Silence doesn’t always mean you’re mad… sometimes it just means you have nothing to sayAlways borrow money from a pessimist He won’t expect it backThe best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truthI’m so awesome that I wish I could be you, just so I could hang out with me!That awkward moment when the awkward moment get even more awkward!Single doesn’t always mean available…Silence is the loudest words you can speak sometimes when you want to be heard moreWhen I’m good, I’m very good and when I’m bad, I’m sensational!I can only bottle so much inside, and right now, I’ve got more bottled up than a Coca-Cola factoryI’m so poor… I can’t even pay attentionI hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them…I am crazy and hyper but that is reasons why I am lovableThe best one night stand is masturbation…you get to play with p#%^y and don’t have explain why later…lol
