Don’t be insecure if your heart is pure.
I’m half living my life between reality and fantasy
at all times.
You shouldn’t have to have money to have a luxury fragrance.
Because the sweeter the cake, the more
bitter the jelly can be.
You have to be unique and different and
shine in your own way.
I run on coffee, sarcasm, and lipstick.
Good girls are bad girls, who never get caught.
Take care of Your Status, don’t be caretaker of My Status!
Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones
are already taken.
Girls love shopping not because they love to spend lots of
money but because it is therapeutic.
When nothing better to do just pout and pout again
because being lame is my game.
Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.
I’m not a virgin, my life fucks me every day.
Every girl’s dream is to eat without getting fat.
When I joke they take it seriously. When I am serious
they take it as a joke.
Oh, so you wanna argue, bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
Chase your dreams. In high heels of course.
Heels and red lipstick will put the fear of God into people.
There are no good girls gone wrong just bad girls found out.
Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and
lots of happy fat women.
It’s not your job to like me. It’s mine.
Girls are simply adorable 🙂 that’s all thank you.
I’m a girl…Don’t touch my hair, face, phone, or boyfriend.
Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs.
send him to KFC.
Love – A form of amnesia when a girl forgets there are 1.2 billion
other guys in the world.
There is no market for your emotions so never advertise
your feelings just display your ATTITUDE.
When guys get jealous it can be kinda cute. When girls get jealous
World War III is about to start.
Smart girls open their mind, easy girls open their legs,
and foolish girls open their heart.
It only takes one bad boyfriend to realize that
you deserve so much more.
A wise girl kisses but doesn’t love, listens but doesn’t believe,
and leaves before she is left…
Dear God I don’t want anything from you just bless
my mom-dad with hot son-in-law!
Treat me like a queen and I’ll treat you like a king.
But If you treat me like a game, I’ll show you
how it’s played.
Girls are like telephones, they love to be held and talked to,
but if you push the wrong button you get disconnected.
I am a girl. I don’t smoke, drink or party every weekend.
I don’t sleep around or start a drama to get attention.
Yes, we do still exist.
There is only one thing I have to say. You’re lucky to have me as
your sister. Just kidding! I’m lucky to have you as my brother.
