Funny Crazy Whatsapp Status Collection

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I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them 🙂
All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips
I’m not crazy My reality is just different than yours
No texts, no calls, nothing But I’m still here thinking about you like crazy
I’m too insane to explain, and you’re too normal to understand
Of course, I’m crazy, but that doesn’t mean I’m wrong
You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something Nowadays, everybody’s crazy
I’m crazy, and I don’t pretend to be anything else
You’ll never enjoy your younger days if you don’t do stupid crazy things
If being crazy means living life as if it matters, then I don’t mind being completely insane
I have three sides:  The quiet side  The fun and crazy side  The side you never want to see
Good Times + Crazy Friends = Great Memories!
I want to continue being crazy; living my life the way I dream it, and not the way the other people want it to be
You know you’re in love when all the crazy, stupid, annoying quotes about love and romance start to make sense
Dear Best Friends, No matter how crazy you are; I’m still going to love you
If you’re going crazy, just grab me and take me
I can handle the craziness some of the time, maybe most of the time But I know I can’t handle it all of the time
It’s crazy how you can get hurt so bad from the person you never expected it from
Crazy best friends give me the best memories
One person’s craziness is another person’s reality
It’s crazy how I’m there for everyone’s / & always making sure they alright but when I’m sad, nobody ever ask how I’m doing
It’s crazy how when you’re really into someone, you don’t even notice anyone else
Wifi + food + crazy friends = life
In a totally sane society, madness is the only freedom
Crazy thing is I’m still trying to figure out how to love myself
Missing you and not being able to be with you, makes me crazy
And I know that I can’t ever tell you enough That all I need in this life is your crazy love
Be crazy Be stupid Be silly Be weird Be whatever Because life is too short to be anything but happy
If you’re going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it, or else you’re going to be locked up
Craziness is what makes the world round, without crazy, there wouldn’t be passion
Your peace is more important than driving yourself crazy trying to understand why something happened the way it did Let it go
Happiness is having crazy friends
I’ve always been crazy, but it’s kept me from going insane
Some people never go crazy What truly horrible lives they must lead
The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do
What’s crazy is, God gives you what you can handle So if you think, your load is heavy, he obviously believes in you So believe in you too
Girls use Photoshop to look beautiful Boys use Photoshop to show their creativity
You can never buy Love… But still you have to pay for it…
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode
Hey there Whatsapp is using me
Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?
I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death…
Always wear cute pajamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams
God is really creative, I mean just look at me
Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook
Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire
When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be ‘I left one million dollars in the…’
I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer
Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software… it’s called Monday, please fix it
My father always told me, find a job you love and you’ll never have to work a day in your life
Nice status about Craziness
Life is too short smile while you still have teeth…
Here my dad comes on whatsapp… From now on my status would be ‘***no status***’ or just a smiley…
Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not
Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship
Relationship Status: Looking for a FREE WiFi connection
CLASS – Come late and start sleeping
It may look like I’m deep in thought, but % of the time I’m just thinking about what food to eat later
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why
My study period =  minutes My break time =  hours
I’m jealous of my parents… I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs!
People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at gym
Save water – Drink beer!
Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk
We are WTF generation … WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook
WoW now I’m a graduate… Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains
Short Whatsapp Status Update by Crazy Status
Me and my wife lived happily for  years and then we met
Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing LOL
This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading
Good Morning, let the stress begin…
Price is what you pay Value is what you get
Eat – Sleep – Regret – Repeat
Don’t settle for good Demand Great!
Hakuna Matata – The great motto to live life!
People are like music some say the truth and rest, just noise
We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die
Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it
Move on…
It’s not how tragically we suffer but how miraculously we live
Always remember you are UNIQUE – Just like everybody else
You don’t have to like me… I am not a Facebook status
Best Words for Crazy People Quotes
Love is that state of mind when a Karan Johar film becomes bearable
Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if tomorrow is last one
The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude
At last got to know how to loose weight in  days: Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever offered any food
Don’t be too optimistic The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train
I Am Not Special, I Am Just Limited Edition!