You will never reach your destiny if you stop and start
throwing stones to every dog that bark at you.
If your crush isn’t me, then sorry you’re wrong 😛
You know what I like about people? Their dogs.
Sometimes life is too hard to Be alone…
And Sometimes life is too good to be alone…
Why fall in love? When you can fall asleep!
History is made by those people who break the rules.
My moral in life is simple… you treat me well and
I will definitely treat you better..
Great advices comes from worst experiences..
If u can’t be a pencil to write someone’s happiness than
try to be a eraser to remove their sadness…..
Every little lie you lie, brings us closer to a final goodbye.
You’re just as temporary as this status babe.
Mom: why is everything on the floor? Me: Gravity mom 🙂
If you can say it behind their back, you should be able to
say it to their face.
You can skydive without a parachute. But only once.
Be mad to achieve what you desire and be a child to enjoy
what you have…….
Tomorrow India’s Productivity will decline by 40% &
If India looses India’s Birth rate will Increase by 10%
#INDvsAUS
A fool says what he knows, and a wise man knows what he says .
All the treasures of earth cannot bring back one lost moment
If You Want To Read About Love And Marriage,
You Have To Buy Two Separate Books 😀
Every Whatsapp status is a silent message for someone.
People Wanna See You Doing Well But Not Better Than Them 🙂
You can disturb me any time if you don’t have time to do
something.
Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it,
but not necessary to show it off.
I wish I could illegally download clothes.
I need a phone with 500% battery life.
I’m not online, it’s just an illusion. 😛
I will be back before you pronunce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj
I can see you checking my whatsapp status.
Too busy to update a status. 0_o
I think you are suffering from lack of Vitamin ME 😛
Busy But Available For Selected.
Don’t you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T),
the rest of the week says WTF?
Mirrors don’t lie. Lucky for you, they don’t laugh either.
Please install drivers to see status
If you dream it, you can do it.
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
Always borrow money from a pessimist.
He won’t expect it back.
Follow the rhythm of your heart and you’ll find out
where your going
idiot an you’re think will everyone this at staring done get
you time the by , what guess hey… read it backwards genius!
Before you leave, do you mind taking this KNIFE out of my back??
Thanks, you might need it again sometime soon
