The letter “W” should be called “WE.” It’s one syllable (versus 3),
rhymes with other letters like “ve” and “ze.” And most importantly
it’s what you get when you turn “EM” upside down.
In 50 years or so there will be a genre known as “classic techno”.
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You are my sunshine my only sunshine You make me happy when it is
Wednesday! Oh here comes Thursday you know I love you But please
don’t take my Friday away!
Welcome to Wednesday also known as Hump Day! So Hump or Be Humped!
The choice is yours.
Wednesday is here, but I am not. I’m still asleep, in my favorite
spot. I need to wake, for I am soo tired. But I must get to
work, before I get fired.
Wednesday is God’s way of giving us hope. We survived the beginning
of the week, and can hope to make it to the end.
Wednesday – That day in the middle of the week that wishes it were
Friday but is thankful it’s not Monday.
We should start keeping giraffes a secret from young children.
Imagine discovering giraffes exist when you were like 15. Woah!
Check out that long necked horse!
We are halfway there!!! Where you say??? Halfway to Friday!!!
Yeeeesssss!!
WARNING… My give-a-d@mn is busted and I’m all out of give-a-sh*t.
It must be Wednesday!
The possibility exists that someone murdered another person,
was never caught or even suspected and right this moment is reading
this post while wondering if it’s referring to them.
The name ‘hump day’ is disappointingly misleading. It’s already
past lunchtime & I haven’t been humped once!
That awesome moment when you hear a song and every single word
perfectly describes your situation.
People call Wednesday “Hump Day”, I call this false advertisement!
My life is just an awkward series of humiliating moments separated
by snacks.
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person
you want to annoy for the rest of your life. (Courtesy of our 4.5-star
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I guess if I had laser hairs, I’d want them removed too.
It’s stupid how we spend money on clothes when naked is free.
Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously
and the politicians as a joke.
They say “You are what you eat” so I guess we should eat skinny
people.
By the time they had diminished from 50 to eight, the other dwarves
began to suspect “Hungry”.
I’m trying to find myself. If I should return before I get back,
please ask me to wait.
I would not advise turning your frown upside down. The surgery
is extremely painful and not covered by most insurance. ツ
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Never explain yourself. Your friends don’t need it and your enemies
won’t believe it.
Texting + Facebook = Textbook… so I’m studying, right?
Facebook should change ” It’s complicated ” to ” It’s
confusing & stressful. “
No, I do not have food in my teeth; haven’t you ever heard of tooth
freckles? Now go away & leave me that toothpick. Jerk.
I’m an adult, so I will now refer to my “tummy” as my “stomach.”
That is the only adult thing I’m signing up for.
An Apple a day keeps Windows away.
What a lovely surprise to finally discover how unlonely being
alone can be.
Don’t you hate when you forget what your about to say in mid
sentence! It drives me crazy for the rest of the day!
The two most common things in the Universe are hydrogen,
and stupidity.
Men are like coolers. Load them up with beer and you can take them
anywhere. (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
A note left for a pianist from his wife: “Gone Chopin, have Liszt,
Bach in a Minuet.”
Focus on good thoughts and good things will happen. Stay positive,
think positive and do positive on this Wednesday morning!
Happy Wednesday! Look at the bright side! At least it’s not
Monday’s morning!
Each morning is the open door to a new world – new vistas,
new aims, new plans, new things…Wednesday morning is no less.
Happy Wednesday! Be happy with who you are and what you do, and
you can do anything you want.
Good morning! Wishing you a day full of joyful moments.
Happy Wednesday!
Worry-free Wednesday! Because worry is like a rocking star:
it gives you something to do but never gets you anywhere.
Smile increases value of face, Anger spoils beauty of soul, faith is
force of life, confidence is companion of success, so keep smiling.
Good Morning have a beautiful wednesday.
Happy Wednesday! Have a Bright and Beautiful Day!
Happy and blessed Wednesday! Wishing you all God’s blessing today
and every day!
Happy Wednesday! Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.
It must be Wednesday, there goes that camel again.
It’s Wacky Wednesday. Be Happy. Be Crazy. Be Silly. Smile!
It’s Wednesday – Hang On! We’re half way to Friday
