I want to be the only hand you ever need to hold.
I am so much better at text flirting than real flirting.
That awkward moment when your kindness is mistaken with flirting.
I want my first marriage, to be my only marriage with you.
If you don't want to have kids with me,
then why don't we just practice?
I think I can die happy now, because I've just seen a piece
of heaven.
You know a girl is serious when they say your name in a text.
I think you are very careless, you come and leave things
behind, see now what you have left? You just came in my mind
and left a smile on my face.
I am not flirting. I am just being extra friendly to
someone who is extra attractive.
God was showing off when he created you.
Advice to women: Date like a man and you'll never get hurt.
When a boy calls you cute he likes your face.
When he calls, you hot he likes your body.
When he calls you beautiful he likes your heart.
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
I can't read lips unless they're touching mine.
If I had a British accent I would never shut up.
Am I cute? Test. Call, if I am cute. Miss call,
if I am gorgeous. Text back, if I am pretty.
Text a joke, if I am charming. Just ignore if
you are jealous.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action.
They rented out my room.
Hello, I am a thief, and I am here to steal your heart.
I have high double standards.
Sometimes I think I should have texted you,
after searching 1000 questions so that,
I would never stop conversation with you.
Giving up is always an option but never my choice.
I love the way you walk, talk and laugh.
Let’s flip a coin, heads your mine, tails I am yours.
I believe that presence of parents with you makes you
the richest person of the world.
I woke up on the wrong side of Facebook.
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My stars said I would meet the woman of my dreams tonight.
Let make it short and simple, I love you.
I am 50% single.
Smile, it's the second-best thing to do with your lips.
It's not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me.
Your eyes are the sweetest stars I've ever seen.
I'm falling in like you know.
Loving you is like breathing. How can I stop it?
I used to be a terrible flirt. I'm much better at it now.
A true romantic is one who romances one woman forever.
Stolen kisses are always sweetest.
You can never fully forget the ones who gave you butterflies.
There's so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.
There are only two types of honest people in this world,
small children and drunk people.
I love the way you hurt me.
I am not flirting. I am just being extra friendly to
someone who is extra attractive.
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
The few hours I spend with you are worth the thousand
hours I spend without you.
Every morning I wake up happy because I know I will see you.
You make me smile for no reason, yet I have every reason to
smile about having you in my life.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute?
I want to remember your face for my dreams.
You are the like of my like.
I could conquer the world with just one hand as long as you
were holding the other.
I'm in my bed, you are in yours. One of us is obviously in
the wrong place.
